Dec
10
F.A.O Father Christmas: This is the note which Joel has written to you to inform you of his festive requirements. We put it in the fire to ‘send it up the chimney’ to you. However, as he is not convinced that this is a guaranteed delivery mechanism we have reproduced it here for the record. Please take appropriate action and note that the chimney here is pretty narrow.

Ha ha ha just you wait a few years, the lists get longer. R&L are demanding a Wii (+games) and I-Pods (yes both of them), R also wants every bit of Lego ever made, and L wants a lifetime supply of Crunchie and Maltesers!